6 Questions I have about the Kevin Hart Cheating Scandal
So here’s how I really feel about the Kevin Hart cheating scandal…
IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC IDC, I Don’t Care!
I’m only writing this blog post because I’ve seen way too many status updates and shares of the apology video on my timeline that it’s kind of hard to ignore it. At the end of the day, it’s none of our business! What happens in someone else’s marriage ain't got shit to do with you. I don't want to hear about what you would do if you were Eniko, because you are not her. I don’t want to hear that she deserves this betrayal because allegedly Kevin cheated on his first wife with her. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. We deserve the truth and to be loved deeply. That's it. Also simmer down with the karma posts because at some point in life you may have been a side-chick, knowingly or unknowingly.
So while I’m not here to play the blame game, what I will do is ask some questions that have been swirling around my mind. See I’m somewhat of a conspiracy theorist. I don't always get it right, but I’m going to share anyway. I mean I thought that Beyonce’s Lemonade was an incredibly smart marketing ploy to pull at women’s heart strings around the world because we’ve all had our hearts broken. There was no way that she was talking about her own life. I mean who the f*** would cheat on Beyonce, right? Apparently Jay-Z! Which is just another tough lesson that ANYONE can be deceived and lied to in a relationship. Your fame, beauty, bank account, loyalty, or unconditional love clearly can't shield you from that pain.
So below, check out the 6 questions I have for Kevin Hart. Enjoy!
1) Did your wife give you a hall pass?
I’m going to play devil's advocate here, but maybe just maybe his wife gave him a hall pass. Hell, maybe they have an understanding that he can sleep with other women when he’s on the road, just as long as he doesn’t get caught. We don’t know!!! But if that's the case, Kevin you had one job: not to bring embarrassment to your family's doorstep. You failed, HARD. Which leads to my next question...
2) Why aren't you using Non-Disclosure Agreements, my G?
If Kevin cheats often or has a pass, why wouldn’t he be out here taking cell phones and getting these women to sign NDA’s. Reportedly, J. Lo, Drake, Mariah Carey, and Chris Brown use them. You know some of these people are thirsty and just waiting for a come up. The world knows you got money! I guess it was smart that you involved the FBI, but I feel like this could have been avoided. Just keep a stack and a pen with you.
3) Did your wife make you put out that apology or your publicist?
Maybe he did that weak ass apology because his wife told him to. At the end of the day, if you’re getting extorted for hush money, that’s coming out of OUR account. As the wife, I’m not paying for your messiness. So you’re not apologizing to your family publicly because I want you to. You’re apologizing so these people know that we aren’t paying this woman 10 million dollars for a quick nut. Kids are expensive and we need all of our coins.
4) Do you have a prenup?
Okay, okay this is really none of our business. If not, good luck bro. Prepare to give your wife the world, attend counseling, and be on lock down to make this right. Think: Kobe and Vanessa Bryant. If there is a prenup, I hope she had her lawyer look that thang over. Maybe there’s a cheat clause or she just gotta stay for a few years to get her portion. Who knows!
5) Is Torrei Hart somewhere smirking?
Okay, I had to insert just a little bit of Petty Patty in here. Moving on!
6) Kevin, didn't you listen to Jay-Z’s 4:44? Aren't you afraid of some other man raising your child?
From my understanding Torrei Hart has not remarried since her and Kevin’s divorce. Meaning there is no stable male figure that Kevin’s kids has had to be around and call step-dad, etc. Therefore, Kevin doesn't know what it’s like to have another man help raise his kids. Oh, but what if Eniko said “Naw bruh, I’m leaving. I deserve better”. I mean she's 30+ weeks pregnant for goodness sake! She don't need that stress.
What if she divorced him and moved on with her life. What if some other man was there to witness his baby's first steps and words, while he's out on the road. His world would be shook!!! I mean once you marry a “Kevin Hart”, you probably ain’t dating Mike who works at Kroger. IJS! Don’t mess around and make space for her to find a Russell Wilson on you, bruh. Trust me, great loyal men exist and are always waiting in the wings for a good woman.
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